Wait. … wait…
don’t do that stop doing that
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
The most adorable plumber in the world.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
That fact isn’t very fun
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
my life summed up in six seconds
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.